The World Crime League

Let's get one thing straight: the World Crime League does not exist. Okay?

And even if did exist once, it certainly doesn't exist now.

And even if it does exist, it certainly isn't rebuilding its power base.

And if you suggest that it does exist, it definitely won't send people to kill you and everyone you know. It won't have to; everyone will laugh at you.

Of course, there are rumors anyway. But most sane people—including the police and members of variant defense teams official or ad hoc—don't believe it exists.

Members of the Boston Revolution, on the other hand, have no doubt that it exists. (If it does exist, the Revolution has recently joined some very distinguished company on its Top 10 Least-Liked People list.)

If the World Crime League did exist, this would be its motto:

He who fights, and runs away,
and destroys all the evidence they were ever there,
and kills everyone who knew there was evidence they were ever there,
and then blows up everyone who ever knew there was anyone
who knew there was evidence they were ever there,
lives to fight another day.

Yeah, it's hard to fit on the back of the bowling jackets, but they don't care.

(Motto by David Twiddy, who denies being a member of the World Crime League)

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